OC meme

I'm procrastinating. Here's the original:fav.me/d4typ4u


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RULES:

- Pick 7 of your OCs in any order.
- DON'T LOOK AT QUESTIONS BEFOREHAND.
- Please link back to the blank.
- Enjoy. ;D


PICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. Sel
2. Kadlin
3. Foresight
4. Mattie
5. Tetra
6. Strawberry
7. Zaria

(all characters barely know each other/Have never met, and are in Gijinka form.)

1. [1-7] State your names, aliases, et cetera and would you like a donut or milkshake?

Sel: Sel. I be a Sharpedo of team Aqua. Sometimes my comrades be callin' me 'Pointy'. Yar, I 'spose I could have a Doughnut er those types.

Kadlin: My name is Kadlin, A Kyurem. You best be giving me both of those sweets if you're offering any at all. Or do you want to be bled to death slowly while I lightly sip a milkshake?

Foresight: I am Foresight, friend and watcher of the Wraitheons, as well as being a Blessed Jolteon. And... I'm not entirely sure what those two objects you are offering me are... so I will pass, but they sound lovely.

Mattie: Mattie, Escavalier! Battlebrand mercenary at heart! I think I'm in the mood for a shake right now though, thanks!

Tetra: My name is Tetra. I am a Salamence, leader of team crimson! I.... Don't like sweets. No. just no.

Strawberry: I'm a Roserade known as Strawberry, and insulted as other things. I'll take that doughnut, Thank you~

Zaria: I'm a shiny Spiritomb, and my name is Zaria. It's a pleasure to meet you, I think I'll take that Doughnut. Un... unless Somebody else was going to have it.

2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?

"WHOA!!" Zaria cried, reaching out, and only just able to grab the Jolteon's ankle. It was only after they started to bounce back upward that Zaria noticed that.... "Oh... you have wings...." She said, a little too quietly for most to hear above the rushing of the air around them.

"No, it's alright." Foresight said, a look of terror upon his face as he heard her words. "I'm not exactly... F-Familiar with this activity. You may have saved my life."

3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?

"Alright!" The Escavalier said happily. "I made Potato soup! and... I have a plate of berries and stuff.... so yeah. That one thing I know how to make. Dig in!"

4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?

"Are you jealous?" The Roserade asked with a grin as the screen showed the victory animation. She frowned as a glare came her way. "Hey hey hey! I have a TRAINER, I get exposed to this stuff more. you're just a.... a... dragon! yeah."

"This thing is stupid." Kadlin said with a hiss.

<sub>5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?

"Excuse ya, Missy!" Sel shouted, voice slightly slurred as she bared her teeth at the large fish. "Ya shouldn't be flopping on the floor like a... a.... Thing!" She then tackled the beast and bit it. Biting is what a shark does after all.

6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?

Tetra shows off to herself. In front of everyone else, the Salamence feels like this was an extremely bad mistake. However, eventually everyone gets used to it. And soon enough it goes away and everything gets back to normal. It did look fairly interesting with horns however.


7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:

"I.... I-I..." Zaria swept her hand through her hair. ".... I.. guess I look alright even in bad make up..."

Sel cursed from the shadows, a scowl on her face as Zaria did some touch ups and just... went about her day.


8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3].  What happens?

Mattie was walking down the street when it happened. Some random stranger. She had never expected to fall in love before he had, but now she had fallen in love again. In an instant. It wasn't fair. She was already happy. but now this.. Strikingly adorable man walking down the street, she wanted him more than anything. she stopped and he simply walked past her. She felt herself slowly turn and watch the winged figure walk away. His eyes were closed. And yet he didn't walk into anyone. It was strange, but soon the feelings she had faded, and she walked away, shaken.


9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...

The two were tricked into going, and met the other while inside. They had already narrowly escaped spirits several times. They worked together, and managed to get out alive, as they found a secret passage which led to a garden shed in the back courtyard. When this happened, the two declared the other as a friend, and went their separate ways.

It would be one of the few friendships Kadlin would make, that would last.

10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?

Mattie was found guilty of assault and murder. In reality, Zaria was in the middle of hunting her targets, and had gotten interrupted in the middle of the assassination by Mattie. Mattie confronted Zaria, but was forced to attack Zaria's target when he struck out at her. She accidentally killed him. She tried to press Zaria into telling her what was going on as the police arrived.

Zaria broke the Escavalier out of jail as a way of saying she was sorry. Mattie was then forced to leave unova, to avoid being caught again and probably killed.


11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?

Sel's fighting talents wouldn't exactly show well on stage. So she showed off her gymnastics instead. it would have gotten a very solid score, but she fell off the stage on accident.

Tetra's talent was "A surprise". She got struck with stage fright however.


12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?

Kadlin:... I like the Piano. I don't understand it. But I do.


13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?

Oh man, you would not believe how awesome it is. That's not very. The Zombie part hinders the ninja part quite  a lot, as the nerves have degraded upon becoming a corpse. And only some of them are true blooded pirates, the rest of them became pirates later in life, before death. Foresight keeps trying to look for reason behind the zombie's actions, and stops Will and Strawberry from kicking ass. The real interesting thing they encounter is a other dimension version of Tolken. But that's another story.


14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?

The two of them decide to give it to other people. It's tempting, but it's pretty much their jobs to help others.


15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?

Sel: DIE TEAM MAGMA!! MUAHAHA!
The team magma base was completely crushed. How lovely.

Mattie: .......... W-Wha.....
Mattie probably dies.


16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?

You seriously don't want to know.


17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?

Foresight wouldn't even notice at first, he keeps his eyes closed.

Mattie claps.

Zaria's jaw drops.

Strawberry bows and grins. "Lovely weather!"


18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?

Kadlin makes it to the house, because she can fly, and doesn't care much about other people. She left the other two to die and took most of the resources.

Tetra almost leaves Sel behind, but can't bring herself to do it. She died protecting Sel. Nobody ever had done that for her. The Sharpedo takes what little is left, and manages to make it to the safehouse, where Kadlin is waiting. Sel yells and screams at the Kyurem. Yells at her for leaving the both of them behind. When the Zombies eventually come, Sel forces Kadlin outside, where she gets what she deserves as she gets torn apart by Tetra's zombie.


19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.

Strawberry:...... Where did my breasts go. Wait. Now I can run around topless. MUAHAHAHA, TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Sel might not have noticed.


20. TAG PEOPLE.</sub>

Nah.