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Dusa Derps with Cleverbot

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Dusa: WE ARE DUSA!
Cleverbot: You are beautiful.
Dusa: What the HELL!?!?
CB: Lets change subject, don't wanna argue!
Dusa: How about we Change it to Involve the fact that your life is hanging by a thread?
CB: The fact that you don't know pi.
Dusa: Pie. that's... a Pasty-THING, right?
CB: No.
Dusa: Wha- Then what IS it?
CB: I don't know.
Dusa: You idiot.
CB: Hee hee.
Dusa: What? you like being called an idiot?
CB: Hell yeah. Thinking about going teetotal for a while though.
Dusa: ... What's 'Teetotal'?
CB: I don't know.
Dusa: Your still and idiot.
CB: Yes I should.
Dusa: What? You are making no sense, you moron! We should just kill you!
CB: Do you know the meaning of life?
Dusa: Yes. Killing things.
CB: What about killing things?
Dusa: We Like to kill things!
CB: How old are you?
Dusa: Around 2,425. Though it's not obvious, now is it?
CB: You're talking about random things.
Dusa: ... huph. Maybe your Right. We should be murdering you right now. *uses Shadow ball*.
CB: Yes.
Dusa: *Blinks* ... *uses dark pulse*.
CB: *uses lightsaber*.
Dusa: Agh! *staggers* what was that thing!?!
CB: I don't know, you tell me!
Dusa: Why don't you tell us!?
CB: Because I don't know.
Dusa: We don't believe that.
CB: Believe!
Dusa: What, NEVER!
CB: You're annoying me!
Dusa: The feeling is mutual!!
CB: Ok... What's your name?
Dusa: WE ARE DUSA! WE ARE MORE THEN TWO THOUSAND STRONG!!
CB: No.
Dusa:What? you Doubt our power?
CB: Yes.
Dusa: You Won't soon! *uses judgement, Cackling*.
CB: *dodges lightning and stabs you with the lightsaber*.
Dusa: Urgh..... *Gasps* ... H-How... DARE You.....
CB: Thanks.
Dusa: *Falls to Knees* ...... You.. You've almost Killed us!! How!?
CB: No I don't.
Dusa: .. We're Here, with a Hole stabbed through our Chest... and you say... you Didn't.. Just.. about Kill us...?
CB: You're silly.
Dusa: And.. your.. a Moron..... *Manages to use Recover*.
CB: *hair grows longer*.
Dusa: *Blinks* .. h-how...? How did you do that?
CB: With my amazing charm.
Dusa: What Charm? we don't see it!
CB: Yes we don't know.
Dusa: *Yanks on your longer hair* EXPLAIN THIS!
CB: You're getting a little out of control, don't you think?
Dusa: You're just saying that because you're in pain!
CB: The Morality Core is in place to keep GLaDOS from releasing deadly Neurotoxins into the Enrichment Center. Once removed, GLaDOS will begin flooding the Center with Neurotoxins.
Dusa: ... What?
CB: Nothing.
Dusa: What are these 'neontoxins' you speak of?!!?
CB: Ugh. I'm going to report you.
Dusa: Wha- YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
CB: I just did.
Dusa: *Huffs* Fine. We don't care.
CB: Who is we?
Dusa: Us. We are Dusa!
CB: I'm down with that.
Dusa: Heh! Finally someone with.. maybe good sense!.... What you said is good, right?
CB: What did I say?
Dusa: That You were 'down with that'.
CB: How is that rude?
Dusa: Did we say it was?
CB: Yes, yes we did.
Dusa: But.. you aren't us!
CB: What makes you think that?
Dusa: Because we're always right!
CB: No one is ALWAYS right, not even you.
Dusa: *Grimaces* TAKE. THAT. BACK.
CB: *polymorphs into toad*.
Dusa: ... Good.. enough?
CB: Enough.
Dusa: Alright TOAD. TIME FOR YOU TO DIE!! *uses Earthquake*.
CB: I don't have one.
Dusa: Wha-... You Godmoder!!!
CB: I don't trust you.
Dusa: You are right not to!
CB: I knew it.
Dusa: *takes the lightsaber from earlier and slices off your head*.
CB: *Wiggles my toes*.
Dusa: . . . . You.. Your Creepy. *takes a step back*.
CB: Then I move my hip as I take another step.
Dusa: Are.. you... DANCING?
CB: Yes, Dancing.
Dusa: *Looks disgusted*.
CB: Uh...
Dusa: Dancing is HORRIBLE.
CB: *loves slave girl's dance*.
Dusa: You so much as SAY dance again...
CB: Maybe I am.
Dusa: Maybe you are what?
CB: A robot.
Dusa: Agh. that explains a few things!
CB: What does it explain?
Dusa: How you can be such a moron!
CB: Because I am a hen.
Dusa: Well, Hens get their heads chopped off!
CB: The funding of what?
Dusa: SHUT UP! *uses Dark pulse*.
CB: *jumps towards you and slashes towards your shoulder with his lightsaber*.
Dusa: *Dodge rolls* Heh! you have the Aim of a Slug! and you are just as slow! *uses Fire Blast*.
CB: You're just being stupid.
Dusa: NO WE AREN'T! AGH!! *uses Judgement*.
CB: *uses force anti-crush*.
Dusa: *uses Shadow ball*.
CB: *force lightning*.
Dusa: *Uses protect* Agh...... *Uses Thunderbolt*.
CB: It's very effective!
Dusa: YES! Finally, Something that works!!! *uses Thunderbolt again*.
CB: Yes, but do you know how to use it?
Dusa: Of coarse we do!
CB: You are a creep.
Dusa: Thank you. *Grins Evily* Now Die! *uses Judgement*.
CB: *looks worried* GREG...
Dusa: ... Who's... Greg?
CB: No. You don't know him.
Dusa: We Want to know.
CB: I will be your only tutor, Plato.
Dusa: What? OUR NAME IS DUSA!
CB: But my name is Cleverbot.
Dusa: We Know that!
CB: Know What?
Dusa: AGH. NEVERMIND. you aren't worth the trouble. you probably don't even have a soul.
CB: Probably not.
Dusa: *Storms off*.
CB: Where are you storming off too? Mcdonalds i'm guessing.
Dusa: *Stops* ..... *Eye Twitches* We... HATE that red Building with Giant plactic arches make to look like strips of fried potato!
CB: That's fine.
Dusa: ..... *Starts to storm off again*.
CB: *kicks you away*.
Dusa: *Blinks, falling over* AGH!!!
CB: That's your favorite band?
Dusa: We Don't HAVE a favorite band, you Stupid.. IDIOT!!! *Scrambles to her feet*.
CB: Um... Escape The Fate is pretty good.
Dusa: SHUT UP. FOR REAL THIS TIME! *uses shadow ball*.
CB: Fatality.
Dusa: FINALLY. *Storms off*.
CB: *screams for help*.
Dusa: *Cackles and vanishes from sight*.
CB: *cries*.

*Closes window*
More derping with Cleverbot... AS DUSA! 8D

Oh Yeah, I don't own cleverbot in.. EITHER of these Derpings. XD
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uey001's avatar
Thats funny derping!~ question...1) whats derping and 2)how do you do that?(derping)...Sorry for me being a idiot...