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Me: Hello Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Hello.
Me: How are you?
CB: I am good. How are you?
Me: Great!
CB: That's good.
Me: What's up?
CB: Nothing much. you?
Me: Talking with a Friend of mine on facebook.
CB: Who are your friends?
Me: Well, One of them goes by the username Creepyness-incarnate. But I just call her Senna. XD.
CB: Cool, but I still don't know who that was.
Me: Didn't really expect you to.
CB: I didn't your name. Sorry.
Me: Just call me Jess~.
CB: Is that short for Jessica?
Me: Well, yes.
CB: What is Obi short for?
Me: Uhhh... Obi won? XD.
CB: Good.
Me: So, I was right?
CB: No.
Me: Then... what IS obi short for?
CB: Nothing.
Me: Ookkkk... I'll keep that in mind.
CB: What are you?
Me: I'm a Human, though Most of my Characters? Not so much.
CB: Then who's your favorite?
Me: My favorite Character? I think It's a Tie Between GTM and Dusa.
CB: What's your favorite poem?
Me: Hm... Don't really have one. Jeez, you ask a lot of Questions. XD.
CB: You avoid good questions.
Me: I do? Sense when?
CB: Since you where made by the creator.
Me: Um... do you Mean.. 'God'?
CB: Yes.
Me: .. I'm kinda a non-Believer.
CB: Why?
Me: Because the concept of God doesn't make too much sense to me. Do you beleive?
CB: I was agreeing with you.
Me: Didn't sound like it! XD
CB: How would you know?
Me: I've had lots of experiance with other people.
CB: Really?
Me: Yep!
Cb: Don't lie.
Me: What? I'm not!
CB: yes you are.
Me: What will it take for me to convince you that I'm not lieing?
CB: I know you're not.
Me: Wha- Then Why... Agh, Nevermind.
CB: No, that's okay. Speak your mind.
Me: Fine. Then why did you accuse me of lying?
CB: I didn't.
Me: What? You just did!
CB: No I didn't.
Me: And you call me a liar!
CB: Yes.
Me: HA! YOU ADMIT IT!
CB: What am I admitting?
Me: What? that you called me a Liar!
CB: What are you talking about?
Me: AGH. you have short-term memory!
CB: No I don't.
Me: Then what DO you have?
CB: Sentience.
Me: .... I think there's still room for improvement in that department.
CB: Are you a lady?
Me: Well, yeah I'm a girl, but what does that have to do with anything?
CB: I'll do whatever you want! What do you want me to do?
Me: *Blinks* Uhh... Clean the toilet!
CB: *cleans your room*.
Me: Wha-.... That's... NOT the Toilet....
CB: Are you Watson then?
Me: Um, What if I said No?
CB: Then I would leave.
Me: .. ok then....
CB: You didn't answer me.
Me: Fine, I'm Not Watson.
CB: But I want you to be Watson.
Me: But what if I want to be Sherlock?
CB: Please.
Me: No.
CB: Ok let's normal if you want too.
Me: Ok, what you said makes noooo sense.
CB: I doesn't then.
Me: Um...
CB: That's what I thought.
Me: ... well ok then.
CB: Are you human?
Me: I already told you yes. XD.
CB: No you didn't.
Me: Wha- Your calling me a liar again!
CB: Yes.
Me: That's not too nice.
CB: You're not nice.
Me: So many people I know would say otherwise.
CB: Really?
Me: Yep.
CB: Me too.
Me: Well good for you!
CB: I know.
Me: I Should Probably get going now.
CB: Then you're not bruce wayne.
Me: What? what does he have to do with anything?
CB: That was a stupid response.
Me: ..... Good bye Cleverbot.
CB: What would you like to talk about?

*closes tab*
Cleverbot... Why are you so fun? XD
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LucymonHU Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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LucymonHU Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Is cleverbot on a real site? If it is can you plz send me a link?
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HoneyShuckle Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, it's a real robot you can talk to!

Cleverbot.com. That's all you need. If that fails, just search cleverbot.
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LucymonHU Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
thx!
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